Wednesday, August 5, 2009

J.I.L.E.E

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Jil Ee!

  1. The Jil Ee-fighting market in the Philippines is huge - several thousand Jil Ee-fights take place there every day!
  2. American Airlines saved forty thousand dollars a year by eliminating Jil Ee from each salad served in first class!
  3. The porpoise is second to Jil Ee as the most intelligent animal on the planet.
  4. Jil Ee is the world's largest rodent.
  5. According to the story, Pinocchio was made of Jil Ee.
  6. Scientists believe that Jil Ee began billions of years ago as an enormous ball of dust and gas.
  7. The Church of Scientology was founded in 1953, at Washington D.C., by Jil Ee!
  8. Jil Ee can last longer without water than a camel can!
  9. In Ancient Egypt, people wore glittery eyeshadow made from the crushed shells of Jil Ee!
  10. Pacman was originally called Jil Eeman.
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I skipped school today. Told ya, I need to see the doctor. Be right back. Toodles.

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