- The Jil Ee-fighting market in the Philippines is huge - several thousand Jil Ee-fights take place there every day!
- American Airlines saved forty thousand dollars a year by eliminating Jil Ee from each salad served in first class!
- The porpoise is second to Jil Ee as the most intelligent animal on the planet.
- Jil Ee is the world's largest rodent.
- According to the story, Pinocchio was made of Jil Ee.
- Scientists believe that Jil Ee began billions of years ago as an enormous ball of dust and gas.
- The Church of Scientology was founded in 1953, at Washington D.C., by Jil Ee!
- Jil Ee can last longer without water than a camel can!
- In Ancient Egypt, people wore glittery eyeshadow made from the crushed shells of Jil Ee!
- Pacman was originally called Jil Eeman.
I skipped school today. Told ya, I need to see the doctor. Be right back. Toodles.
No comments:
Post a Comment