conversation #1
when you ask Audrey Chin Wei Ling where is *fill-in-the-blank*,
Wei Ling : *points at her nose*  inside here.

conversation #2
Cousin A : eh why didnt burn iPhone 4 for ah chor?
Cousin B : she doesnt know how to use.
Cousin C : burn manual book along lah!

conversation #3
Cousin D : burn car better.
Cousin B : she doesnt know how to drive.
Me : no license.

conversation #4
Me : wanna eat what?
Joshua : I'm full already *rubs tummy*
Wei Ling : YOU SURE?!!!!!!

conversation #5
one of my ancestor's graveyard have a very nice fengshui.
Cousin A : you know where is it burried here? cuz you can see mountain and river from here.
Me : oh so she can wake up every night to enjoy the view while eating candles?
Cousins : *gooooooosebumps while staring at me*

conversation #6
Went to have breakfast after praying with my cousins who never been to kampung.
Cousin A : do you know you have to wash the plate after you eat?
Cousin D : *stone*
Me : it's all self service you know.
Cousin D : what if i dont wash it clean?
Cousin E : you have to pay double.
Cousin D : really?!!!!
He fell for it while I'm really impressed with our acting skills.