Sunday, November 29, 2009

She never set him free

Have you ever answered people meanly or sarcastically?
If yes, show us how mean and sarcastic you are!
If no, then you should try at least once in your life with this tag.

Rule : Respond to these as sarcastic / mean as you can.

...If an annoying person says :
1) I am cute.
So sorry to hear that, but I'm so much cuter than you.

2) I am the most beautiful / handsome person in the world.
You never met some better-looking people in your life except for me?

3) See, everyone likes me because I am rich and famous!
Obviously your money is the one which made people like you.

4) Unlike you, I am perfectly multi-skilled.
Oh really? In crappings?

5) You don't know me? I am an artist; I have albums.
Awww, you must be some unfamous one.


If an annoying pretty woman / handsome man says :
1) I know you like me.
Hate you more.

2) What are you looking at? I am not interested in you!
You are too ugly, that's why I'm staring at you.
3) Sorry, you are nice but seriously not my type!
I dont bother to be your type at all.
4) Unless you are rich, don't dream that I will get a ride with you!
I dont need a ride in a lousy vehicle.
5) Look, I am pretty / handsome; I can make people hate you!
So do I.


If an annoying extremely ugly woman / man says :
1) I think you and I can make a good couple.
That's what you think so.

2) May I have your cellphone number?
0123456789

3) Hi, wanna hang out? I want you to be with me the whole night.
You got the wrong person, Im not a prostitute.

4) What do you like about me?
Your ugliness?

5) I want you to say : I am pretty / handsome and you like me sooooo much!
I'm sodamnfreakingass pretty and you like me too much.

If your enemy says :
1) Hi, bitch!
Why are you greeting yourself?
2) You smell like shit!
Oh really? I guess it's you.

3) I know you hate me because I am much better than you!
Oh come on. Why are you making things opposite?

4) What an ugly creature you are!
So do you.

5) I am going to kick your ass in this race for sure!
Go ahead then.
I'm tagging :
Anyone who is too bored just like me.

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